Gorilla pushes woman who wouldn’t share off cliff

Did you had a great holiday? Well, try to topple this holiday story: A livid King Kong Size GORRILA has pushed a woman off a cliff. I hope she has the pictures to show it to her friends.

The woman, 60-year-old Zhou Juchang (she might be from China), made the claim after winding up at the bottom of a seven-metre rockface, fracturing her hip and breaking three ribs.

KING KONG IS BACK WITH A VEANGENCE

King Kong Stikes again

Now she’s suing her travel agent (and rightly so), who organised her trip into China’s Chengdu Wildlife Park.

The gorilla allegedly flew into a rage when the woman refused to hand over the bag of monkey food which her tour guide recommended she buy. (The report is not clear WHY she didn’t want to give it to King Kong in the first place. Perhaps she wanted to give the monkey food to another gorilla she fancied more. Nobody knows.)

A spokesman for the park said the woman’s mistake was showing fear.

“If you show fear a monkey will bully you,” he told the London’s Metro.

King Kong refused to give any comment.

Tips on how to deal when you encounter a gorilla:

1. Never show fear.

2. Hand over you bag with monkey food. Btw. Banana is a great alternative.

3. ALWAYS sue you travel agent when attacked by a gorilla!



One Response to “Gorilla pushes woman who wouldn’t share off cliff”

1. Sunday Afternoon Respite « The Confluence says:

   October 4, 2009 at 7:43 pm

   [...] There’s a reason why you should NEVER feed the animals in a National Park or any other wild preserve area.  They may just start to expect it.  Gorilla pushes woman off a cliff when she refuses to hand over the monkey food. [...]